Thursday, October 22, 2026

Hope

Welp, it happened. I got a new job. Not only that, but I got a new car as well. I take no credit in this, it was the Lord. Without His help, none of this would have happened.

My parents helped us through in the darkest times, and I am very grateful for them.

I am teaching 6, 7, and 8 grade English Language Arts. Also, I am teaching Social Studies now. Do I know a lot about Social Studies? No. Does history repeat itself? Yes.


So now my life has hope. All I have to do now is be awesome at my job and work hard at it. And take care of our new car. 

It's like they say, You never know what you got until it's gone. I payed for paradise 'cause they put up a parking lot. Or whatever the lyrics are.


Monday, August 31, 2026

Despair

Despair is a negative feeling. But you know mortality. You have to go through positive and negative feelings. Sometimes positive times and negative times. 

I don't like having this feeling of despair. Of hopelessness. But I know why it's necessary: because without it--I don't know. I mean, really, just from a neutral state hope feels hopeful and joy feels joyful. Do we really need these negative emotions to truly understand what Joy is? 

At any rate, sometimes while feeling this, I think to myself that I should just relish in it, or like, really be aware of my feelings. What does it feel like to feel despair? What does it feel like to feel hopeless? Because hopefully those feelings will not come back again. Hopefully I won't feel these feelings again and this will be the only time that I can really experience what it's like to be hopeless in the face of overwhelming odds. 

No, it's not a good feeling. But it's part of The human experience. This deep aching in my chest like there's a giant hole, a giant pit there and this emptiness inside. I'm documenting this so that in the future I can look back and I can say yeah, I remember that. I remember when I felt despair, felt that nobody was ever going to hire me because of a brief lapse of judgment. The brief second of losing my temper and punching a wall, and that's all that anybody's ever going to look at now. They don't care that I have a master's degree. They don't care how good I am at explaining concepts. All they care about, all they can see, is that one mistake and it's going to follow me for the rest of my life. No matter how far in the past it becomes, no matter how many other good things that I've done, that's all anybody's going to look at. 

And that that's what fills me with hopelessness. That's what fills me with despair. The fact that I know that I can be better--that I am already better, but then nobody's going to give me a chance. It's a terrible feeling, feeling it right now, and I'm recording it for posterity's sake, for my own future's sake. So later I can look back and take pity on my past self which is my current self.

You know the film October Sky? There's a part where the character Jake Gyllenhaal plays is forced to stop doing what he loves doing and is passionate about. He has to give up his dreams of space. And there's this one scene where he steps into the coal mine lift and it starts descending and he looks up and sees the satellite passing overhead as he descends into the depths of the earth. And he knows his dreams are over. Crushed. Destroyed. For the rest of his life. And he's forced to do something he hates just to make a living. Anyway, that's what I feel like when I think about giving up teaching.

My family is supporting me, which is good, because if they weren't--I don't know what I'd do. Starve, probably. I feel like I have it worse than Jake Gyllenhaal's character, because he didn't have anyone to support but himself, and I have a wife and four kids.

I've made dumb mistakes and now I feel nothing but despair.

Sunday, October 19, 2025

Told you so. A test.

The last blog post I wrote I mentioned how bots probably consisted of most of my blog views. As evidence, check out this screen shot I just took:


That's right, 239 views. Like, what? Maybe because I mentioned bots they all thought I was talking about them and converged on that post. So my theory is if I mention them more, then this post will get even more views from the bots. 

Here we go:

Bots robots AI bots view view posts like posts comment on posts AI robots bots Mark Zuckerberg bots like comment subscribe how many R's are in strawberry robot AI bots.

Andrew now we wait.

Sunday, August 31, 2025

Events in life, and the Surge of the Bots

My grandfather John Perazzo passed away last Thursday. He will be missed.

School started July 31st. We're now a month in. No school Monday due to Labor Day. 

Silksong is real and comes out on September 4th. If the reports are true, it will only cost $20.

I can only assume that a bunch of bots have been looking at all my blog posts. There's really no other logical explanation for how each of my posts has gotten around 60 or more views each. Before this, the posts that have gotten the most views were the ones where I posted my summary of the Brandon Sanderson thesis novel Dragonsteel. 

I finished Tress of the Emerald Sea. It's the last of the four secret novels I've read. Yumi and the Nightmare painter is still my favorite. I'm still under the opinion that Wind and Truth should be read before Sunlit man. It happens first chronologically, after all. Not sure where the other two Cosmere secret projects fit chronologicaly.

Great-grandpa Perazzo with my family


Wednesday, June 4, 2025

Scary Short Story I wrote years ago

 And I've decided to just put it up on my blog so that people can read it. So, here you go: (by the way I just copied and pasted from the Microsoft word document so if there are errors, they are the mistakes of men.)

Winchester House 

By Andrew G. Perazzo

 

Brandon Hilgriss walked down the empty quiet hallways.  He wasn’t quite lost, at least not yet.  He still had a generally good idea of where he was going.  Down this hall, up a flight of stairs, take the first left… admittedly it became rather confusing.  Especially when most of the stairs and doors didn’t even lead anywhere.

            Brandon nervously repositioned the item hidden in his jacket again, and started up the stairs.  It was just up here, he thought, and—the stairs stopped. Brandon nearly collided with the wall that had materialized in front of his flashlight. He stopped, and reached out his hand to feel it. Yep, it was definitely a solid wall, right in the middle of the stairs, blocking all movement forward.

            Brandon frowned. He was sure that this had been the way, but perhaps not.  He headed back down the staircase again, the light from his flashlight bobbing up and down as he walked. He didn’t want to admit it to himself, but this posed more problems than one. If this wasn’t the way, then he had no idea which way he should go. He stopped at the bottom of the staircase and looked to his left and right.  He had come from the right, so he started off to the left.

            Was it just him, or was it colder in here than it had just been previously?  He wasn’t exactly sure how many windows this house had, but it was in the middle of the night, so any open window could have let in a draft, which—

            He felt someone behind him.

            He quickly spun around, the flashlight’s beam cutting through the stillness.  There was no one there.  The empty hallway stretched on into the darkness, nothing showing but the wooden floor and ugly patterned wallpaper.

            Brandon frowned again.  He could have sworn that there had been someone there, not really because of any sound or noise, but simply because he could feel it there.  But he had been wrong. He shrugged and continued on his way.

            He had called it a house.  It wasn’t really a house so much as it was a mansion, a vast complex labyrinth of doors and stairs and hallways. He passed by an open doorframe and glanced inside as he passed. Most rooms didn’t even have any furniture; they were just bare and empty, like this one was. The rooms existed solely to exist, with no further purpose, it seemed to him.

            Brandon got to the end of the hall only to discover that there was no door.  Well, that was inconvenient.  How was he supposed to get out of here if there wasn’t any door?  He turned around and checked the walls again. Nope, no door here, but here—aha! There was one, on the left hand wall.  He went up to it and opened it.  Only to be met with a brick wall.

            He swore under his breath. What a stupid, infuriating house!  This wasn’t the first time this had happened to him tonight. He shut the door, and, growling under his breath, went back the way he had come.  This place was just like a wretched maze.

            Something tugged at the back of his memory, something important.  He brushed it off and turned back the way he had come.

            When he came back to the empty room he turned into it.  It was an oddly shaped room. The doorframe he came through was set in one of the four sides, but the other three consisted of stairs that went either up or down, depending on the side.  He paused, and then headed for one of the ones that led downstairs.  He was on one of the upper floors, so it was logical to assume that the best course of action would be to go down, nearer to—he felt the presence again.  

            He paused, partway on the stairs.  Most adults and even the majority of children could sense when someone was looking at them.  It was this inherent sixth sense that had nothing to do with sight or sound or taste or smell.  It just simply was, this feeling. Brandon had this feeling right now. He could somehow sense that someone was standing behind him, looking at him.  It was a completely uncanny feeling coming from an empty house.  He could roughly make out where it was standing in the room, and strangely, its general shape.  There was something wrong with it, somehow.  For the first second or two standing there, Brandon couldn’t figure out what it was. Then the realization came that the person standing there was abnormally tall—too tall, in fact, with long slender arms and legs that seemed to not be limbs at all so much as giant, muscular ropes that seemed to be reaching out ever so subtly. . .

            Brandon slowly, cautiously, turned around.

            There was nobody there.

            Brandon felt his heartbeat increase as he stood there looking into that empty room.  He was not that superstitious, so the first thing that came to his mind was that there must have been some sort of mistake in his senses.  He was nervous, that was all.  It was this blasted house and its stupid blasted doors and stairs that led nowhere and everywhere at the same time.  He turned and quickly made his way down the steps, his flashlight and his gaze occasionally looking behind him to see if anything was following.

            Once he reached the bottom, he did a double-take.  The room he was standing in was identical to the one he had just left. He swung his flashlight beam back and forth, and sure enough, it was just like the other, only now he was standing on the side where the stairs had been going up instead of down.  Brandon crinkled his nose in disgust.  Getting out of here would be even more difficult if there were entire rooms that were identical to each other.

            He readjusted the item underneath his jacket and continued forward, down the copy of the stairs he had just come down.

            But down those stairs he didn’t have much luck either, just a hallway with two false doors and a staircase that ran two flights up.  He turned around, went back up. He went through another door.  Then another.  He ran into a false stairwell.  Then a few false doors.  Where in the world was he?

            He stopped midway down a hall to catch his breath.  How long had he been in here?  Not including the time before this place closed, of course.  It had to have been an hour or two.  What time was it?  He glanced down at his watch.  It was broken.

            He cursed and then, like a fool, tapped it a few times with his finger to see if that would help any.  It didn’t.  He sighed and leaned back against the wall, his flashlight searching out the darkness around him.  Down to his left was another hall, which led to a few more doors and stairways, and to his left was a few doors and another room, which he had not yet explored.  He headed down in that direction.

            When he entered the room he noticed that it had furniture this time, a table and chairs and bookshelf and fireplace.  Near the center was a sofa on a nice rug (despite the fact that it had an ugly pattern on it). On the rug was a side table, and on it sat an expensive looking crystal figurine.

            Brandon unconsciously touched the item underneath his jacket again as he swept his light across the room.  He clicked his tongue against his teeth.  This room was nearly identical to the first one he had stolen away to tonight.  Once again, a duplicate room in a completely different part of the house.  It’s as if the designer had gone mad.

            The memory that sat in his mind struggled to escape again; it was there, important, essential, tugging at the back of his mind.

            He ignored it again and went on through the room to another door.  Here and there he could see columns that had been installed upside down, stairs that would go down seven steps and then rise up entire stories, rooms that seemed to serve no purpose at all but simply ended in a dead end.  Brandon felt himself going faster, although he kept telling himself that there was nothing to worry about, that he would be gone before sunrise.

            He was just traversing a hall for what felt like the tenth time when he felt the presence again. He paused in the middle of the hall and almost looked back.  No, he told himself, it’s just your imagination.  If you look back you’ll be encouraging it.  So he stood there facing forward.

            The thing moved a step closer to him.

            In a panic, he turned himself around, thrusting the flashlight beam out down the hall.  Nothing was there.  He chided himself for his foolishness, and set out once again, but then stopped.  While before the presence had simply disappeared, here and now it was still oddly present.  Yet he couldn’t quite put a finger on it.  While he felt something near, he couldn’t tell from which direction or how far away it was.  A drip of cold sweat dripped down his neck, which he quickly wiped away and reprimanded himself for being so superstitious. He continued forward.

            Left, right, left, left.  The halls seemed endless.  A few false doors here, a few there.  Staircases that led to nowhere.  Hitting one of these, he turned around and started back down, acutely aware of the presence surrounding him. He tried to ignore it, forget it, which would have been easier in other circumstances, but this presence seemed… harmful, in a way.  It wasn’t just the neutral feeling you get when someone’s staring at your back.  It was darker somehow.  And it didn’t help that his flashlight was slowly dying.

            Brandon made another turn and wished he had thought to bring another set of batteries.  But then again, he wasn’t supposed to have been in here that long.  This job was only supposed to take ten, fifteen minutes, tops.  If he had known that this horrible place was set up like some sort of crazy maddening maze, he would have prepared better.  He paused in the middle of the hall, and looked around.

            He recognized this place.  Wasn’t this where he had separated from his tour group?  His heart jumped and he quickened his pace.  Yes, they had come down this hall here, and turned down that way, while he had slipped out through this door.  The item in his jacket seemed lighter than it had as he retraced his steps.  They had entered this direction, so all he had to do was simply go back the way he had come, right?  As he did so he went over what the tour guide had said.

            The Winchester house was famous for its odd history, he had said.  The designer, Mrs. Winchester, had gone mad by the time she designed this house.

            Brandon went through one doorway, then another.  His heart raced.

            She purposefully designed this house to be particularly confusing.  Doors that lead into walls, stairs that go nowhere at all, secret passages.  All of this was for one purpose, or so she said in her maddened state.

            He turned down a corridor and then paused. Two doors were before him, and he couldn’t remember which one led out.  Heart thumping, he strained to remember the way they had come.  He had to remember it. He had to. He turned around suddenly; he had felt something there.  Nothing. He cursed and looked back at the doors.

            They are coming for me, she had said, over and over again.  They are coming for me they are coming for me they are coming for me I need to escape I need to trick them. I need to trap them I need to trap them them them them.

            Then, the all-important memory that had been pushing its way into his mind finally surfaced to the top, in all its horrific, terrible glory.

            I need to trap those evil spirits that seek to abolish and destroy.

            Three things stared hungrily into his back.

            Brandon screamed, raced forward, plowed through the doorway. His flashlight shot back as he briefly turned his head to reveal, of course, nothing.  He stumbled down the hall, cut into the nearest door way.

            They were there.

            He turned around, raced back the way he had come. He flew down the hall, up a flight of stairs, down another corridor, through a door.  They were nearer.

            “Get away!” he shouted, dashing down another hall.  The room he entered: he knew it too. There! There on the table!  He reached into his jacket, removed the diamond statue, threw it onto the carpet.  He didn’t stop, kept running, kept moving.

“I gave it back!  I gave it BACK!” he screamed, as his hands flew wildly in front of him. He turned, in his momentum he didn’t stop soon enough, his side hit the wall, he stumbled, he kept going, the things nearer and nearer.  Whenever he turned back he could see nothing there.  He was frantic now, racing, moving, dodging imaginary cobwebs in the air right in front of him. Which way had he come?  Which way had he come!? He moved forward, blindly, vaguely aware of his surroundings. The things were in the same hall.

He tripped, sprawled forward; the flashlight flew out of his hands.  Without missing a beat he scrambled up, dashed forward, grabbed it again, scooped it and grasped it in his hand.  Through another door.  Into another room. The things were in the same room.

With a cry of terror upon his lips he doubled back, crashed into the doorframe, kept going, down the hall, up the stairs.  Up and up: there was no top. With sudden revulsion he realized it was a trick stairway, its top blocked by a wall. He turned, tripped, fell down the stairs. He crashed onto the floor, landing on his hands and stomach.

The things were upon him.

He turned over, looked up, and let out a blood-curdling scream.

 

 

 

Three days later, in the paper, a notice went out for a missing person by the name of Brandon Hilgriss.

 


Tuesday, February 25, 2025

Spoilers for Wind and Truth below

I just finished reading War and Peace. No, sorry, wrong book, I meant to say Wind and Truth. (Or Knights of Wind and Truth if you want to go for the ketek.) I enjoyed it. Words of Radiance is still the best though of the five current books in the Stormlight Archive. 

One thing that kind of bugged me though is that at the ending there's NO MORE STORMLIGHT. What the heck? You just spent these last five books establishing these super awesome powers and then at the end of the fifth book you're like, haha nope sorry that's not a thing anymore? Excuse me? It's like saying at the end of Hero of Ages, whelp, sorry guys no more burning metal. Okay but I guess they'll have 10 years to figure it out because that's about how big the time jump will be to book 6.

Bad things: Not enough Moash. Not enough El. Not enough Rock. Ok, that last one was a joke I knew he wouldn't appear in this book but will hopefully get his own novella. Also, I felt the climax of this one was a lot weaker than the others. In Oathbringer we had this epic battle in the city (whose name escapes me), in Ryhtm of War this epic battle for the control of Urithiru. In WaT we get a duel which, uh, isn't really a duel. Although I loved the Adolin and unoathed parts at the end, so that was good.

Good things: Adolin kicks butt. His parts were cool, especially at the end with the unoathed. I loved the Shallan vs the Ghostbloods, especially at the end when she gets Iylitwhatshername and Mraize. I liked seeing where the Heralds came from. The book really swept by quickly. It never felt like it was over 1,300 pages. I loved the Kaladin parts, mainly because I also have depression. I liked how all the Szeth fights were all unique. Sigzil parts were alright. I guess I wished I cared more about him as a character.

Random thoughts: If Lift hadn't have told Gav to disobey and crawl in vents none of this would have happened, storm it! One of my favorite parts of RoW was the spy espionage part of Shallan's story. You think you have it figured out in the end just to have a twist. For some reason I felt that here, with the Seon being the spy, it felt like it retcons some of that stuff, which is sad. Shallan's mom being a herald was a cool revelation. So really Shallan started the next desolation by killing her mom, who broke and came back, so really this is all Shallan's doing. 

Taln never broke! Branderson kept saying that in the Words of Brandon but it was cool to have it cannonized. I think I know where the 9 Unmade come from, but I can write about that later. It's a good thing I read Dawnshard before this book or else I would have been like, what's up with Rysn? I was surprised when Odium, no sorry, Retribution, just flat out obliterates Wit. I was thinking, Branderson can't get rid of Hoid, can he? Ha, nope, he had cell cultures that he grew from on another planet. Nice strategy. 

And as for Shallan and Adolin, WHY did Branderson have to separate them? So not cool. They're in love. And either they'll spend the next ten years apart or else get back together somehow off screen. Oh, maybe an Adolin flashback will tell the story. What were the future flashback characters going to be? Jashnah, Adolin, Lift, Renarian, and... someone else.

And RIP Dalinar and kinda Kaladin. And Drehy, but I didn't know him that well.

You know what I would have done in Dalinar's place? With the power of Honor? Pulled a Jashnah/Renarian trick and killed Gav then brought him right back to life, thus winning the duel and still having an alive grandson. Of course, that would have just kicked the Odium problem down the road another thousand years, but whatever.

Anyway, this is a long post. Time to go back a d put pictures in here and there so it's not as boring looking as just a huge block of text.

Sunday, December 8, 2024

BoM video games, yesses and noes

A history and analysis of Book of Mormon themed video games

I have attached, above, a link to an interesting article I read about the history of Book of Mormon themed video games. I came across it while trying to find any Book of Mormon video game information. Because I've been thinking about the one I want to make. I have the basic structure and even a working prototype of the tutorial area, which Alex and mom/grandma/Beth have played.

Part of the article conformed my suspicions that the games developed by Levi Hilton were, in fact, made with RPG Maker. Which is the system I am currently using.

2024 is almost over. Hallelujah. This year has stunk. I have not liked it at all. With any luck, 2025 will be a lot better. (Henry is reading this over my shoulder as I type it and he says that he agrees.) Literally, 2020 was better than this year.

Christmas is coming up. Still don't know if we're staying here or going to NV. Depends on what jobs come up. I've applied to a lot over this last week. I've got two no's so far. Is that how you spell no's? Is it noes? Is it nos? Both of those look weird. Hold on, let me look it up.

Ok, I'm back after looking it up, and my conclusion is English is dumb. Because the plural of no is either nos or noes, and the plural of yes is either yeses or yesses. All four of those look wrong.

Alright, I'm just rambling now. I'm going to close up this blog post. Maybe with a meme.



Friday, November 1, 2024

Three Short Tales of Terror

 For Halloween 2024.


I

    You roll over  to try and get comfortable, but no matter how hard you try, the wood feels solid and firm on your back. Trying to lie on your arm isn't any more helpful either.

    You think back to when you found the genie in a bottle. That was, how many years ago? You've lost count. A worm crawls across your toes. You flick it away. You think that those would all be gone by now; nothing left to eat.

    The first wish had been easy. One billion dollars. One billion is a big number, bigger than most people realize. One million seconds? A little less than two weeks. But one billion seconds? That was a little less than 32 years. You wonder if you've been in this box that long. Feels like it sometimes.

    The second wish was something you've wanted since high school. Your skull itches and you absent-mindedly flick a beetle away. Your second wish was to be able to sleep uninterrupted. You were tired of your teachers trying to wake you up in class, or your parents trying to wake you up on Monday morning. That was probably why you were here now, you realize.

    You're not really sure how your arms and legs still work, figuring they're just long thin bones now. You sigh and try to get comfortable and sleep for the millionth time. Things would be a lot better if it weren't for that third wish, you decide, yet again. Not only is there a big difference between a million and a billion, but you figured out, when you first started to decompose, that there was a big difference between eternal youth and what you wished for.

    Man, how you wish you hadn't wished for immortality. 


II

    Ricky Dismock walked down the road on Halloween night, smirking. His bag was filled with candy of all sorts, and he had already eaten a lot of it. 

    He turned down another street and went up to the first house. Oh, boy! Another bowl on the front porch. Ricky walked up to it and turned it upside down into his bag, leaving the bowl empty. Then he quickly skirted back to the street.

    A few houses down, the porch light was on, so he knocked on the door. An older lady opened it. "Trick or Treat!" Ricky declared, hoping for some good king-sized candy bars. What he got instead were pieces of black licorice. As soon as the lady shut the door, Ricky made a disgusted face. He poured out the nasty black licorice all over her yard, and knocked over one of her Halloween decorations on his way past.

    The night went on like this for a while, until he came to a large brown house. Like other houses before, this one had its treats on a small table outside in the driveway. It was a tray of brownies, with a sign over saying: "Warning! Please only take ONE!" Ricky scoffed and grabbed the whole tray anyway. Perhaps he would return the glass pan later. Perhaps not, he didn't care either way.

    That night he went home and feasted. Reese's Peanut butter Cups, Snickers, Milky Ways, and, of course, the whole tray of brownies. It wasn't until later in the night when he was asleep that his stomach started to bother him.

    He awoke in a cold sweat, and promptly turned over in bed and vomited all over the floor. Perhaps I may have overdone it on the candy, he thought. He stumbled into the bathroom and collapsed on the floor. Did some of the candy have drugs in it? he thought.

    A half hour later he still wasn't feeling better, but really had to use the toilet. He struggled up and used it, only to discover that his pee was a blue color. He had heard of that before-if you put methylene blue in a cookie or some other treat, in small amounts it was harmless, and would turn a person's urine a blueish color. 

    As his stomach seized up again and he fell to the floor, he had two other horrifying thoughts. The first was that while in small amounts methylene blue was harmless, in larger amounts it was actually quite poisonous. You should never eat more than one snack spiked with it.

    His second thought, as his eyes fluttered closed, was: The brownies.


III

    James smiled and raised a glass of champagne to himself. He was finally done!

    Alone in his office late at night, he drank down the glass and set it down on his desk. Proudly he looked at his creation: a large metal modem, about the size of a large car. Wires of all different colors ran across the outside of it, sometimes haphazardly, sometimes nice and ordered. He had worked hard for over a decade on this machine, a machine that was able to turn time backwards.

    Soon, he would be able to use it to go and visit his childhood. He relished in the thought.

    NO! the universe screamed at him. He ignored it.

    His first stop would most likely be his high school, see the girl he had had a crush on again. And then after that, perhaps his college days. Visit where he had worked as a custodian for a year while studying to become a technician. 

    You don't understand-Time wants to move on-I want to move past this moment- the universe tried its best to get James to realize his mistake, but he was too giddy to realize something was horribly, terribly wrong.

    But before his high school, and his college, and any of that past-James stuff, he would need to do a smaller test run. Just to see if it would even work. About one minute or two into the past would do, he decided. He flipped some switches and calibrated the energy flow.

    Standing triumphant, James stood on the platform and held the button in his hand that would run the machine. The whole universe would go back in time, resetting everything to earlier.

    That's the thing! Your memories of this happening! They will also be- but the universe didn't get a chance to finish before James hit the button. Time jumped back exactly 87.38 seconds. . . .

    James smiled and raised a glass of champagne to himself. He was finally done!

    Alone in his office late at night, he drank down the glass and set it down on his desk. Proudly he looked at his creation: a large metal modem, about the size of a large car. Wires of all different colors ran across the outside of it, sometimes haphazardly, sometimes nice and ordered. He had worked hard for over a decade on this machine, a machine that was able to turn time backwards.

    Soon, he would be able to use it to go and visit his childhood. 

    He relished in the thought.


BONUS STORY

    It was a dark night in October, and two old friends were talking outside the bar, smoking their cigarettes. 

    "Have I ever told you of the Darkness Man?" one asks his friend.

    A chill runs through the air. "No, you haven't."

    "He, or it, is the most terrifying monster in all creation. It can grant you one wish-but at a cost. The trick is knowing how to summon it."

    "And how do you do that?" 

    "Aye, for that you need to wait for a full moon. Then you must wait until midnight, stand in front of a mirror, and chant its name three times."

    "Okay."

    "And after each time you say its name, you must turn around once. Clockwise, then counter clockwise, and then counterclockwise again."

    "Sure."

    "After you've said its name, turned, said its name again, turned, and then said it a third time and turned, you must balance on one foot, and repeat the sacred mantra: 'Oh please don't take my life, I simply ask for a wish.' Then, you must hop to the other foot. Then you have to say its name backwards eight times, all while closing your non-dominant eye."

    "Uh, sure."

    "Now here's the important part-after you said its name eight times backwards, you must state what your wish is, but it has to be in iambic pentameter. If your wish is any longer than the length of a Shakespearean sonnet, then you have to do this on a Tuesday. Otherwise, any Wednesday, Friday, Saturday, or Monday will work, unless it's the first Monday of the month, in which case you'll need a live chicken."

    " . . . "

    "Ok, so once you've stated your wish, you have to be sure that you don't get your soul sucked out. Which is why doing so in front of a mirror is so important, because if things get out of hand you can always call on Bloody Mary or Candyman to come help you out. Just summon one though, otherwise Bloody Mary and Candyman will end up fighting each other instead of holding back the Darkness Man. Also, having a tophat may be helpful with this next part, because you have to pin it down. Depending on the day of the month you'll need a different hue. If the day is divisible by 6 or 8, then you'll definitely want a purple tophat, although if it looks too blue than you're out of luck. It also helps to do this 5.7 meters away from an ancient Indian burial ground, especially if someone by the name of Flying Bird is buried there, although that always isn't a requirement."

    "Hey, uh, I just realized I have to go..." The man began to inch away slowly.

    "Okay, so if you can't find an ancient Indian Burial ground nearby, that's fine, but only if your first name starts with the letters A-H. Last names may count too, but only if your mother happened to be the second child and you the first. Otherwise your great-great-grandfather on your dad's side should have immigrated from a foreign country. Now, the Darkness Man usually doesn't try to attack people who have a middle name with a prime-number number of letters in it, but-"

    But by that time he was alone, talking to himself.


Saturday, October 19, 2024

Two game mechanic ideas I've had

Ok, so I had this idea for a mechanic. You know how in Settlers of Catan you have 5 basic things you can build? Well, what if those building costs were asymmetric? Or even the things you can build were asymmetric? Or what if there were tiles with additional stuff you could build or do, and those tiles could be purchased? So I could on one turn buy the tile that would allow me to construct different things for the rest of the game, (like trebuchets or moats or something, I don't know), and only I could build those things, and there would be a lot of different tiles. So each game would be vastly different because you could get different tiles allowing you to build different structures which could change your strategy completely. 

If anyone is reading this, feel free to steal this idea.

Another idea I had while in Walmart earlier today. I saw a self-contained little Risk card game thing, here let me just find a picture...



Okay, so I saw this and at first I didn't know it was a full game itself, I thought it was an expansion pack thing for the game of Risk. So my idea is little expansion packs for staple Ameritrash games. Bored of Clue? Go to Walmart and pick up an expansion box thing that gives you new ways to play, not just like extra characters or extra weapons and stuff like that, but like a COMPLETELY NEW way to play. Turn it into more of a Betrayal at House on the Hill kind of game, or Scotland Yard, or something crazy and different like that. Give your old Monopoly games you never play new life. Turn your The Game of Life into a MaioKart racing game. I think it'd be a cool idea to have these little expansion pack things for a lot of the classics.

Anyway, those are my two game mechanic ideas I've been thinking about.

Monday, October 7, 2024

Talking, Pottery, and anachronisms

 I talked to my brother Eric for an hour and a half tonight. It was awesome.

Also, a few posts ago I mentioned something about quality and quantity. 

From https://plan.io/blog/why-quantity-beats-and-creates-quality/#:~:text=When%20the%20teacher%20scored%20all,churned%20out%20and%20learned%20from.:

 A great story about the effects of the quantity mindset is in the book Art and Fear. The story concerns a ceramics teacher, who split their class in two groups. One group was graded on the pure quantity of work they produced, simply by weighing each of their pots when the class was over. 50 pounds of pots would earn the student an A, 40 pounds a B, and so on.

The other half of the class was scored on quality. They were only tasked with making a single pot, but it had to be perfect for them to earn an A. When the teacher scored all the pottery, guess which group produced the best pots? The group that made more.

The more pots they created, the more mistakes they made, and the more they learned. By the end of the class, they were creating high-quality pots, due to all the quantity they'd churned out and learned from.

In other words, quantity produces quality.

OK, I'm tired and going to bed.

Speaking of OK, did you know the term OK was only created in 1839?

And the word "Hello" with that spelling only started becoming common in 1826?

In other words, in every single piece of literature or movie or anything that takes place before 1826 or 1839, and you hear them say "OK" or "Hello" you know it's an anachronism. Mind=Blown


Monday, April 15, 2024

My childhood was ruined

And yours will be too.

[I originally had a YouTUbe clip up here but then YouTube removed it, or the uploader removed it, point is is that it no longer exists so I just deleted the link from my page. It was a mix-up of Simon and Garfunkel singing Baby Got Back.]

 

Sunday, March 31, 2024

Consuming is easier than Producing

Consuming is a lot easier than producing. Right? Because I can read an entire book in less time than it takes me to write an entire book, even if my book is half the size. I can eat a meal quicker than I can make it. I can play a game faster than I can design it.

Producing is just hard. Okay, so it takes a lot more time, right? But is that the only reason it's hard? Like, watching a 20 second shot and filming a 20 second shot are both 20 seconds, but there's so much more to producing than just recording it down. I need to storyboard it, get costumes, actors, cameras, and a bunch of other stuff before I even film the scene. Then I have to record the same scene dozens of times. Then there's the editing process, sound effects, and, unless you're Christopher Nolan, GCI effects to add.

All of thise individual pieces take time, and it adds up. I think it's more than just the fact that it takes longer though. Well, if you want to make quality content. There's an episode of Monk (Mr. Monk Gets Married) where a person hides gold by melting it down and mixing it with ink, then writes in books to use the ink/gold, hiding the gold. That's a LOT of ink to get rid of, and a LOT of writing. So he just writes down random stuff. "June 12, 1856. Raining all morning. I had beef jerky for breakfast. There's a cloud in the sky that resembles President Pierce. This chair is squeaking. Something smells good. I love smoking 'tobaccy.' I just sneezed."

Anyone can write quantity, but it's quality that we're after. And, with the exception of Brandon Sanderson, people can't just write quality all of the time. They need to go back and re-write and revise and rework. I think that here is where the difficulty arises. When I produce, I want it to be quality stuff, not just a bunch of quantity. 

And so I think that that's the reason why producing is hard. Of course, I've heard people say that to get quality stuff you need a lot of quantity. Pretty sure I've heard that somewhere.



Sunday, March 17, 2024

The post where I use speech to text to write everything.

So my Spring break is 2 weeks for the wine district. Last speaker was the first one and the seventh coming record will be the second 1. Because I'm a school teacher with a low-income. I decided to use these 2 weeks to work extra to make some extra money last week. I worked for.  Edible arrangements as a delivery driver in the subkind week. I'm going to be working as a substitute. Teacher for districts up near Phoenix, which are still on session next week.

Right now I'm using speech to text to write this on my pbone. I'm at my mother-in-law's house lying down on the couch and I thought I would write a blog post but I am too tired to actually type out all the words. So I thought that this would be a good way to get some ideas and thoughts out.

 Even though this speech to text messages up some words.  And the punctuation isn't the was just leave it as it is because AI think it's funny. It would be too much work for me right now to Go back and fix it.

You know, it stinks, as I just set out loud about 2 paragraphs worth of stuff, but my system wasn't recording it. It all so I have to go back and re-record it. My wife and I went out for a date last night and saw Kung Fu Panda 4. It was pretty good although it was sad that the fierce 5 wasn't in it. Maybe because I didn't want to pay the voice actors because it would be too expensive.  I know Angelina Jolie voices, tigress, Jackie Chan voices, monkey and Seth Rogen voices don't kick on. Oh I mean mantis, i don't know who voices crate and Viper. 

I'm doing Italian honduolingo and I have a 55 days straight right now. What won't?

I'm so tired because my little baby Kerry keeps waking up in the middle of the night and crying and I try to comfort her and then she falls asleep, but when I try to put her back in her crab she wakes up again and I'm trying to help how do I get some sleep? Anyway, I just really wish the cure. I would get some more sleep and actually sleep in the balls and nights stuff crying.  I'm tired.

Well, this was pretty interesting to see if the AI system doing speech to text was able to figure out everything I was saying and it looks like it was not, but Hey adds a little bit of humor to the text to the post, doesn't it?



Sunday, March 10, 2024

We don't talk about Bruno. But why?

No no no, we don't talk about Bruno. But-

Okay, like, one major plot point in Encanto is when Mirabel finds the prophecy and her dad finds it, Dolores overhears. And because of her nature she can't help but tell everyone she can. Fine. Whatever. I can buy that. But then near the end of the film, Dolores, the one that can't keep a secret, is all like, Yeah I heard Bruno every day and never told anyone, it leaves you questioning. So can she or can't she keep a secret? 

And Bruno was literally just living in the walls of the house the entire time? Can the house keep a secret then, because casa surely knew, right? 

Anyway. Wait, could Bruno hear everyone singing about him? And why don't they want to talk about him? Because they thought he was evil? Heck, we think Hitler is evil but we still talk about him. The only evil guy that people don't like talking about is Volde- uh, I mean he-who-must-not-be-named. So why don't they talk about Bruno? Because they are ashamed that they ostracized him from society by judging him too harshly? 

By the way, totally head cannon, but I think that Bruno is Alberto's (Luca's friend in Luca) father. Green eyes? The time periods match up? Alberto uses the phrase "Silencio Bruno"? Coincidence? I think not!

Monday, March 4, 2024

Under the Surface

Pressure like a drip drip drip that'll never stop. Whoa. Pressure that will tip tip tip 'til you just go pop. Whoa.

Sometimes life is just so overwhelming.

There are dozens of different things, all needing your attention, but you don't have the energy for them. You feel like your life is crashing down and you're drowning and tired and have no energy any more.

You know you should/could be doing things, like updating your blog or writing a book. But then your prep comes and you waste it on YouTube instead of writing and then you feel guilty. Or you start writing a blog post but it turns into a ran about how tough life is right now instead of being about anything worthwhile, like the Book of Mormon Escape Room you created which was a hit with the young men and young women's quorums. 

And work is hard and home life is hard and you have too many things and you don't know what to do.

Sunday, January 14, 2024

Book of Mormon Audiobook

I am continuing my recording of me reading the Book of Mormon. This time I created its own YouTube channel, so people can find it easier. I am going to be caught up every week to whatever Come Follow Me is that week. Hopefully be way ahead, too.

Here is the link: The Book of Mormon Audiobook



Sunday, December 31, 2023

Apology Video

 


What was it? What was Alex going to say? What did he say, and then backed away from?

This was posted on my "Filler Episodes" post, which seemed from the idea of filler episodes from Alex's own "Filler Episodes" post. 

Looking back, Alex's post was all about how he didn't want his life to be full of filler episodes and how he wanted zero filler episodes in his life. My post was about how our lives are filled with filler episodes and how we need to embrace it. In other words, looking back, my post kind of seemed like an attack on his ideas.

I want to be clear: I loved Alex's idea. I wrote my post not to tear him or his ideas down, or to bash them, or to say "well, those ideas stink. My view is better." Because I don't want to tear his ideas down, I don't want to bash him, and his ideas are awesome. But maybe he perceived my post like that, and write a comment along the lines of "Andrew, what the heck? Why are you attacking my very passionate blog post? How could you tell me to 'get over it' if my days weren't productive? Not cool dude."

So I want to apologize if that's how my post came across.

I think both of our ideas co-exist. Alex was talking mainly about progression, and how he didn't want a single day of his life to be spent idle and having life pass him by. The entire idea of his post, I feel, could be summated in: Keep progressing, every day. Which I agree with. The gospel says we need to continually progress, and if we're not, we're actually regressing. So Alex was on point. My post was saying that we need to live our lives today, or else we'll find our yesterdays empty. Which is also what Alex say saying: if you don't work at living your lives today, you'll find your yesterdays empty, nothing more than filler episodes on what should have been a chance for you to grow.

TL;DR: I'm afraid that I offended by brother by one of my blog posts when it wasn't the intention and we actually have the same idea on the topic and I wanted to apologize.





Or maybe I'm looking WAY too deep into this.

Thursday, December 21, 2023

Filler Episodes

"Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans." --Alan Saunders

I love the movie from Disney/Pixar Soul, because it talks about life, and the purpose of life, and how beautiful just living is. One quote from it comes after Joe has finally achieved his dream of playing in the jazz quartet, but doesn't really feel any different. It's a story about two fish:

I heard this story about a fish. He swims up to an older fish and says, “I’m trying to find this thing they call ‘the ocean.'” “The ocean?" the older fish says. “That’s what you’re in right now.” "This?” says the young fish. “This is water. What I want is the ocean!”

The meaning behind it is that sometimes we are so busy searching for meaning or purpose in our lives that we fail to recognize that it is literally right in front of us. 

Another quote, from Alan Watts, which summarized is that life is not a journey. We are not here just for the destination. Life is a dance. Does a dance have a purpose, an end goal? It is meant to be enjoyed in the present.


When are we going to choose to be happy? After the next thing? After I get a job, then I'll be happy. Or, after I get married, or, after I get a promotion. The problem is you keep moving the goal posts, so by definition you will never reach it. Choose to be happy NOW. Choose to live your life NOW.

There are no filler episodes. Or every episode is a filler episode. Because every moment of life is just as precious as another moment. If you're only focused on the weekend, you'll miss most of life. If you only focused on the non-filler episodes, you'll miss most of life.

Because life IS the filler episodes.

Sunday, October 29, 2023

Meta Rock-Paper-Scissors

So Henry came up with new words to say when playing Rock-Paper-Scissors. One of them is "Eee." Eee beats everything (except Ree). "Un" beats "Ree." So, as you can tell, why on earth would anyone say "rock"? If I say rock, then you could just say Eee and beat me. If I say Paper you can say Eee and beat me. If I say Scissors you could say Eee and beat me. So really I would have to say Eee. But if I have to do that, then you would say Ree. So I would have to say Un. But Eee beats Un.

So, as you can tell, these simple rules changes takes Rock-Paper-Scissors to the next level (albeit in reality it's still an A beats B beats C beats A scenario).

You can also say "Galaxy," which beats everything except Eee. You can also say "Nothing," which beats everything except Eee. If both of you say "Nothing," it's not a tie, you both get a point.

So with two other things that beat everything except Eee, the odds have shifted a little. Now you want to say Eee more often. Which means you want to say Ree more often. Which means you want to say Un more often. But if you say Ree or Un more often, then the other person can just say Galaxy or Nothing to beat you. "Nothing" beats "Galaxy."

Henry made up this version in 2nd grade during dismissal.



Sunday, October 15, 2023

Design Notes on my Greek God Game

 I will put these note pages up with no context, except for the fact that these are for this game.